The default password in Google Developers Console

I have not tried this myself but have read of others who have had success with it. Hope it helps. Slim Jim

"If you've lost your Citrix Administrator Account you can't access the Citrix Management Console, which means you can't change anything in your Citrix farm. Citrix should prevent you from deleting the last administrator account, but that doesn't work if this is an Active Directory object. In this case you should delete all the local metaframe administrators so the local admin automatically gets the full administrative privileges in the farm. Slim Jim is an official but unsupported Citrix utility which does just that. Follow the steps outlined in this article to recover administrative access to your citrix farm. At the end of the article there are some links for extra additional information. "

These errors only occur when the password length is below eight characters.

Eight characters also happens to be the password length required by Google Apps. If you replace your terribly short and insecure password policy with a proper one, lsass will stop crashing.

You can do this now without forcing all your users to change their passwords immediately, as per the accepted answer in this question.

This also might only affect Windows Server 2003 (the only search result I found on this said the error occured only on their 2003 install and not their 2008.)

It seems the errors happen more frequently as the password gets shorter. Setting a one character or blank password will crash lsass.exe every time. I got through 20,000 password changes using an eight character password before giving up on trying to crash it.

_{Trying to Google this error sucks. This is a self answer in hopes that I can help some poor soul from the future.}