What’s the most absurd theth about programming issues

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To put it another way… What is the most commonly held and frustrating misunderstanding about programming, you have encountered?

Which widespread and longstanding myths/misconceptions do you find hard for programmers to dispel/correct.

Please, explain why this is a myth.

Best Answer

That because you're a programmer, you know how to fix [person]'s virus ridden machine.