Google Sheets as well as other spreadsheet application handles dates as serialized number. The large number that you refer that is displayed when a cell on AL column is blank is very likely that it is the number that represents the date on the corresponding cell on column G.

Regarding returning a blank, try something like this:

=ArrayFormula(IF(ISBLANK(A:A),,"Non blank"))

Please note that the second argument of the IF() function is left empty (,,): IFS(), IF() and other similar functions return blank when the corresponding argument is empty.

I've just had a go at this, and here's a more flexible function. The previous example couldn't properly handle ranges of selected cells, this one can (but you could also add some better error checking for empty ranges!) Could easily be customized to have other ranges of brightness, hues, auto-calculation of max value, etc.:

/**
 * Adds a custom menu to the active spreadsheet, containing a single menu item
 * for invoking the readRows() function specified above.
 * The onOpen() function, when defined, is automatically invoked whenever the
 * spreadsheet is opened.
 * For more information on using the Spreadsheet API, see
 * https://developers.google.com/apps-script/service_spreadsheet
 */

function onOpen() {
  var spreadsheet = SpreadsheetApp.getActiveSpreadsheet();

  var menu = [({name: "colorize", functionName: "colorize"})];
  spreadsheet.addMenu("HSV Colors", menu);
}

/*
 * Change saturation of cell background colors based on their values
 */

function colorize() {

  // Prompt the user for a max value number.
  var numberRange = Browser.inputBox('Colorize Range',
      'Please enter the maximum number of your range' +
      ' (for example, "2"):',
      Browser.Buttons.OK_CANCEL);
  if (numberRange == 'cancel') {
    return;
  }

  // Prompt the user for a hue number.
  var hue = Browser.inputBox('Colorize Range',
      'Please enter the hue (0-359)' +
      ' (for example, "128"):',
      Browser.Buttons.OK_CANCEL);
  if (hue == 'cancel') {
    return;
  }


  var range = SpreadsheetApp.getActiveRange();
  Logger.log('range:' + range);

  var values = range.getValues(); // [][]

  Logger.log('values:' + values);

  var backgrounds = [];

  for (var row = 0; row < range.getNumRows(); row++) 
  {
    var rowBackgrounds = [];
    for (var column = 0; column < range.getNumColumns(); column++) 
    {
      var val = Number(values[row][column]);
      if (isNaN(val)) 
      {
        val = 0;
      }
      var newColor = HSVtoHEX(hue,255*val/numberRange,200);
      rowBackgrounds.push(newColor);
    }
    backgrounds.push(rowBackgrounds);
  }
  range.setBackgrounds(backgrounds);
}


// http://stackoverflow.com/a/17243070/1536038
function HSVtoHEX(h, s, v) {

  Logger.log('h:'+h+' s:'+s + ' v:' + v);

    var r, g, b, i, f, p, q, t;

    // turn variables into degrees and percentages
    h=h/360, s=s/255, v=v/255;

    if (h && s === undefined && v === undefined) {
        s = h.s, v = h.v, h = h.h;
    }
    i = Math.floor(h * 6);
    f = h * 6 - i;
    p = v * (1 - s);
    q = v * (1 - f * s);
    t = v * (1 - (1 - f) * s);
    switch (i % 6) {
        case 0: r = v, g = t, b = p; break;
        case 1: r = q, g = v, b = p; break;
        case 2: r = p, g = v, b = t; break;
        case 3: r = p, g = q, b = v; break;
        case 4: r = t, g = p, b = v; break;
        case 5: r = v, g = p, b = q; break;
    }

    //http://stackoverflow.com/a/5624139/1536038
  var result = "#" + ((1 << 24) + (Math.floor(r * 255) << 16) + 
      (Math.floor(g * 255) << 8) + Math.floor(b * 255))
      .toString(16).slice(1);
  Logger.log(result);
    return result;
}